Sunday, April 6, 2008

SEX ED

I now know the truth and I wonder why I believed the lie. Okay, for women in their twenties who are lesbians, looking for better experienced women...NEWS FLASH: being an older lesbian unfortunately, does not make you a better sexual experience. Just coincidently, I've never dated a woman my age, but I've been within a 14 year age range-- yeah say what you want I got a thing for beautifully age women with careers lol. joking...only kinda.


Sex education needs to change. Women need to be taught more about there bodies than the reproductive system. Sexual exploration should be encouraged and young women should be taught not to feel comfortable trusting some boy about what's going on with their bodies. I remember my first experience with a boy, and because of a queef, he says "I think that means you came." I slapped him, full of frustration that he had come so quick and told him "No stupid, I masturbate in the shower, I'd know if I came." Luckily, I was smart and I watched him put the condom on. He'd messed up on the rolling so I made him try again. It was a little weird watching him, but I wasn't about to leave the safety of my future to him. Thus, I had really slapped him because he didn't hold the top of the condom when he pulled out. Fucking gross. :[

Sex Ed courses for men should emphasize pleasing their partners. They should be taught methods to control their penises and be attentive. Girls should be taught to be vocal and not just lie there uncomfortable while their beaus jab away. Of course, some would argue sex ed isn't to teach you how to have sex it's to educate you on how to be safe. Being dumb isn't safe. It isn't healthy. And as long as we keep it this way then 70% of women will continue NOT to have orgasms with men. And 50% of mens wives will NEVER ask for sex. And over half of those who do, will fall asleep disappointed or work harder doing it themselves.

Also , the prostate glands sexual sensitivity and the clitoris' sole purpose should be discussed.

Tip: Women and Men looking for the g-spot of their lovers...You've read and you get it but still can't find it? Look at her clitoris and push your fingers (palm up) back along the ruffled-feeling part until it seems your behind her clit. Do the come here motion three times when the ruffles become smooth. ASK HER. OF COURSE, she may want you to move but this should put you close enough for her to tell you where to go. Happy Humping :)

Friday, April 4, 2008

Maybe We Could Take a Lesson from Our Cousins


Bonobos are the great apes which are most closely related to humans. In most places, if you hear any reference to the similarities it is said that the chimp is has the highest percentage of genome similarity. We share 98% of our genome in common with bonobos. Not only that, but these apes have more human like facial expressions, gestures, and sexual behavior. That's right folks. Bonobos participate in every type of conceivable sex. Especially sex with the same sex. However, contrary to our society, female bonobos unite to prevent male domination. There have been ignorant social divisions throughout history. We proudly say that humans today are smarter, but we cannot let go of some of these foolish ideologies. We know that there is psychological effects behind abuse but we go on ignoring and so many of us abuse each other. stop. it's really stupid.

Just to make it clear...Do people realize that they tell you the chimp is more closely related, and gave the bonobo the alias pygmy chimp to discourage all thoughts that various sexualities are natural? So next time somebody shouts God and unnatural to you, make them think about all the other things that are natural like fucking airplanes. Ha! tons of steal on air? makes no sense. ... but sexuality females great apes being able to have a clitoris for pleasure, prostate glands in men, sorry folks, I'm not buying that was only meant to be tickled with a finger ; ). Homosexuality makes sense to me as a homosexual. What is really important is that women are encouraged to explore their sexuality. So much so, that women will know how important it is to know your body better than a man but also have the confidence to be more vocal in intimate situations. Women should be taught to demand that their partners work at pleasing them since it is so manual for men. What do people think?